when a married fireman has secret homosexual sex with another married fireman.
"I'm sorry, I'm just not interested."
"it's ok, I'm married too. everyone here is a California fireman."
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During doggy style sex, the man begins by lighting up a cigarette and then sticking the butt end of the lit cigarette into his partner's anus so it sticks out like a birthday candle. The man must now race against time to finish so that he can extinguish the cigarette by ejaculating on it before it burns all the way down and burns his partners anus.
I gave my wife a California Fireman this weekend but I wasnt able to finish in time so she has a burned asshole now.