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When you and the boys are hot and sweaty after a long California day bballin so you all hop into one homie’s shower together in order to save water.
“Y’all stink. You boys down for a California shower?”
When a member of the opposite sex combs your mane whilst squirting juices all over a disabled old woman. Eventually it congeals to form a rancid layer of ejaculate which is then passed through a fine mesh, and is used to lubricate Musical Directors. Disturbingly, this festering substance can be spread on crumpets and scones and be force fed to a pig.
Last night my wife introduced me to a California Shower Bath... I was so happy with the results that I sold the recipe to a local pig farmer, who thanked me by donating some of his juices onto my crumpet.
Jerking off in California so much that you pass out while taking a shower.
Guys, last night I did the California Shower Method