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The process of one from out of the state of California, adapting to the society and culture of those who live in the state of California.
Living in California for almost a year, Danny has become Californianized by living with his new parents.
Alright, don't confuse the trolls on here (like the Elf and FirstName for example) with normal Californians. Most Californians do not think of the other states as crap. In fact, many Californians love going on long roadtrips across the country. In fact, I met 1 Californian girl thats younger than me, but has been to 42 different states and DC, while I've only been to 7 states and not DC at the time this was typed. Most Californians have not met any celebrities, and celeberties do not only live in California, and not everyone in California is a rich, preppy, and a surfer.
Don't take what the other definitions of a Californian say seriously.
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Someone from California. Typically they use vocabulary such as "dude", "bro", and "like". Stereotypes include surfing to school, freaking out when it rains, and going to the beach everyday, which generally make Northern Californians mad, because this doesn't really apply to them. Apparently, we also drive like maniacs, probably due to traffic being a common problem around Los Angeles and San Francisco. In Southern California, the girls are stereotyped to be blonde, tan, and fit, while usually we're all either the opposite, or Mexican. We're also known to be the life of any party, according to countless other states. While most believe Californians are completely ignorant to all the other states and arrogant, that usually isn't true - in fact, a lot of California-born people try to leave as soon as they can because of the 100 degree weather, frequent earthquakes, and traffic.
Kyle: Bro, I like, totally dig your car! Usually I surf to school, so I don't, like, have one.
Harry: Must be a Californian.
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A selfish, rude, crude and obnoxious five-star asshole.
The scumbag driving the Ford F-350 passed me doing 90, cut me off and then flipped me the bird. Definitely a Californian.
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Peolpe who live in California.
People in land-locked states usually talk shit about us because they're jealous. Who wouldn't?!
"We got more bounce in California
Than all y'all combined"
Girl: Where are you from?
Guy: California
Girl: Oh, so you're a Californian...
Guy: Yeah, pretty much.
Girl: I love you.
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A person that lives in California. Californians are typically pretentious and the stereotypes run deeper than most realize.
They boast about being cultured for where they live but culture comes from outside of the U.S.. If you've traveled the world, I would love to hear what you've learned about other cultures.
Do not expect a Californian to hold the door for you (or even give it that little push); they will let it slam every time. If someone holds a door, ask them where they're from.
Californians are also very strict with rules and regulations. They take the little things far too seriously.
Similarly, Californians are not into dry humor. Perhaps that is because many of them have learned English as a second language.
Me: Hey man, so I asked this guy, "What time is it?" and he said he didn't know. It's a tough question.
Californian: Actually, it's pretty easy. Maybe he didn't have a watch...
Me: Uh, yeah... Thanks for clearing that up for me.
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Look at that Californian over there wearing his mask alone outside
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