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the cervix
from the seafood appetizer which resembles the shape and texture of a womans cervix
I ran my jimmy deep and tickled the calimari
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When a girl excessively works out without showering for days and her vaginia looks like it might have an infection cause it's crusty and smells like fish.
Guy 1: how was that girl you took home from the gym?
Guy 2: when she took her pants off, she had that soggy calimari.