verb: to abruptly leave someone or something, to fuck over
Wife: "You've been acting different lately, is something wrong?"
Husband: "Don't worry honey, everything is fine. I would never calipari you."
Customer: "Dude that guy just walked out on his bar tab."
Bartender: "Yeah, i just got caliparied."
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noun: a person who farts in an elevator and then gets off on the next floor and leaves the passengers to deal with the smell
verb: to Calipari - the act of leaving a Calipari
"I can't believe that guy just totally Caliparied in here!"
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Verb; the act of vacating. To erase something from existence.
"Attention everyone, there is a fire on the 34th Floor. Please Calipari your area immediately."
"The police completely Caliparied the school after receiving the bomb threat.
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A person who enjoys the taste of their own shit
That guys is a Calipari
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former coach of umass, new jersey nets, and university of memphis tigers, now coach of university of kentucky wildcats, led both college teams to college championship games, only to barely lose. after promising to remain at a school runs off in broad daylight to hide in the backseat of his wife's car to evade the hatred and disdain of the public and media, to hop a plane to his new place of employment. i.e. a person who is loved and instantly hated in a matter of seconds
yo man, what happened to bill?
oh, nothing, his fiancee just found out he slept with his sister, so he pulled a john calipari. we wont be seeing him, or the sister for a while
grimy
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