A place where no matter what you do you'll get fucked.
Oh I was trapped somewhere on camp lejeune and tried to escape but cynthia claimed assault after I accidentally touched her face and then left at a gas station.
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Noun. Where boots carry their DRD and other assorted STDs back to fester until next payday.
I got my bore punched on mainside Camp Lejeune 5 years ago.
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A place where happiness goes do die. Locally know as βfuck that placeβ Camp Lejeune, NC is a Marine Corps base nestled into the gloriously hurricane prone coast line of the devils arm pit. With weather that will make you wish you live in such luxurious climates such as Rosie O'donnellβs Asshole, Camp Lejeune boasts beautiful shore lines covered in sand trash and crack heads.
John: Fuck I got orders to Camp Lejeune, NC
Phillip: dude that sucks Iβd rather be stationed in 29 Palms!
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