Campfire Fucker

A Campfire Fucker can be referred to someone who has the audacity to fuck a campfire. If you ever see a Campfire Fucker, make sure to run because you may be next.

"Hey Joe, come over here and make some s'mores with me!"
"Alright sure thing, we definitely got to look out for Campfire Fuckers though, we do not wanna end up like Larry!"