Camping Stains

Non-descript stain (and/or stains) on tents, sleeping bags, tables, portable grill, pillows, blankets, shoes, chairs, picnic tables, socks, under garments, air mattress, all of the above, but mostly shirts that which you have no recollection as of how they got there after a night and/or weekend of camping combined with power drinking.

Dude, what the hell is that all over your gear?

Hmm? Oh shit, I dunno. Camping stains?