Can i?

A quick and easy way of asking a bird if they would like to fornicate/fuck
Due to its abrupt and down right rude nature, the can i? on a ratio is only succesful 1 time for every 100 times asked.

Andy mobile to Nadia mobile - "Can i? "

Nadia mobile to Andy mobile - "NO,dont u know how to treat a lady? are you quara again?"

Andy mobile to Nadia Mobile - "Is that a no?

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Can I holla

To inquire if one can get it in with a particularily attractive person.

Justin: "Damn Angel, can I holla?"

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Can I bun?

Can I have sex with you?
This is a form of asking consent to have sex

“Hey, can I bun?”
This is equal to asking “ hey, can I have sex with you”

can i live

An expression of frustration with one's current situation. Or expression of growing impatience with requests being made of oneself.

Taniqua: Yo change the radio station B
BG: Shut up yo, I love this song
(two minutes later)
Taniqua: Yo I told you to make a right on the last block
BG: Yo taniqua, can I live?

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Can I Copy?

Used when a student forgets to do his or her work when it is due.

Student 1: "Bro, Can I Copy?"
Student 2: "Yeah, go ahead."

Can I kick it?

Yes you can!

This is a common call and response technique used by MC's worldwide. The response is always "yes you can!", though a few inconsiderates may bite and say that the MC cannot, in fact, kick it. These people are assholes.

Biz: Can I kick it?
Dj Kool: Yes you can!
Biz: You know what I can do with the mic in my hand.

Q-Tip: Can I kick it? (Yes you can!)
Well I'm gone (go on then!)

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can i slytherin?

Saying, can I get in bed with you

Are you going to bed soon?
Yes.
Can I slytherin?

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