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Something lonely people say on a Friday night.
person 1: Hey what's going on?
person 2: Party, invite only
person 1: Can I come?
person 2: Yeah… I guess
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Be careful when you're talking about plans around the "Can I Come" kid. Even if you didn't invite him, he still won't read the room and say those dreaded words...
You'll be forced to make an excuse not to let him tag along, but it won't matter because he won't take no for an answer.
Person 1: Alright I gtg, I have a date soon.
Person 2: Cool, can I come?
Person 1: *Politely declines*
Person 2: WhYyYYyYYYYy?
When a person asks to see your puppy, it means come over and have sex.
Hey, can I come over to see your puppy, after school?
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