Canadian Baday

A device used for the removal of fecal matter from the undercarriage. A Canadian baday as opposed to the water operated models found elsewhere in the world, is actually comprised of a high-powered belt sander flipped upside down. Extremely effective. Entirely unsatisfactory.

I ran out of that there toilet paper doncha know. Guess i'll just use that old Canadian Baday.

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