Canadian Power

The thing that does not exist. Canada is a failure, indescribably horrible. The place you want to go when you die so you freeze and your body is preserved forever because it is so cold. When one thinks of Canadian Power they fail, bad luck surrounds them and they lose their freedom.

Bob: "Yo what do you think about Canada"
Ron: "They aint nothing, got no Canadian Power"

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Canadian power plug

When a male sticks one end of a plug into a girls asshole and then hooks the other end of the plug into the outlet and turns it on and it stars to electrocute her

Dude me and Emily tried the Canadian power plug. Her ass was vibrating uncontrollably. Dude no way