Canadian Microwave

When one shoves a handwarmer (or handwarmers) into their partners anus.

“My anus is cold” “I’ll give u the ol’ Canadian Microwave”

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Canadian microwave

A sexual where one partner is laying face down on the floor, or a bed, and the other repeatedly stuffs the partners anus with electric hand warmers, until no more can fit.

Hey Roger, I was thinking we could do the Canadian microwave tonight.

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