Canary in the whore mine

Like the lame zebra that the herd tolerates, the canary in the whore mine is the predictable skunk that a group of girls brings along when they go out to sacrifice to the fiercest (and least desirable) male predators . . .

"Hey Rachel, a group of us are going clubbin' Friday night, want to join?"
"I don't know - is that bitch Heather going to be there?"
"Yeah - we needed a canary in the whore mine."

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