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Jake Paul

Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I watched Jake Paul

by cheesefanatic May 25, 2018

1541πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


Cancer

Logan and Jake Paul, Morgz, and other cunts who make a living abusing themselves and family members, AND clickbaiting 7 year olds into thinking they’re watching p0rn. WE HAVE A CRISIS ON OUR HANDS!!!

Parent: Exactly why does my child have cancer? Doctor: Cancerous YouTubers. Parent: Fuck

by IssacIsALoser May 4, 2019

851πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


Cancer

Tik Tok.

"Maybe I'll be Tracer–"
"I'm already Tracer"

"Hit or Miss, I guess they never miss, huh?"

Synonyms for Tik Tok:
cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer,
cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer.

by excuse me wtf December 26, 2018

761πŸ‘ 96πŸ‘Ž


cancerous

A term used for something that is so fucked up, that it is figurably able of giving you cancer.

Can be used as both an adverb and adjective.

Jake: Look at this gore I found the other day. It's fucking amazing.
Brad: That's some cancerous shit. Sometimes I don't know why I still am friends with you.

by Nick32x December 20, 2014

317πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Cancer

A cruel, heartless, monstrous, uncaring disease that doesn't discriminate when choosing a victim. A disease that brings anguish and heartbreak to people and families who don't deserve it, and is known to cruelly take away those that people love and care about. Those who have and battle cancer are among the bravest individuals on the planet, and they should be considered heroes for the sheer amount of courage and intestinal fortitude they display.

My friend was diagnosed with cancer recently, I'm praying that he'll be able to beat it

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

231πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


cancer

A disease lacking a sense of humor.

Damn, Cancer, you really killed that dude.

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

4227πŸ‘ 858πŸ‘Ž


Cancer

Besides the obvious, a term to describe something unliked.

Hey you like Fortnite?

Naw, that game is Cancer

by Small Xanax April 3, 2018

96πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž