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When you ejaculate on a sexual partner and immediately throw sugar on them. Only counts when the ejaculate is on the skin, if it is on hair it becomes CottonCandied. See definition for details.
My girl has a real craving for sweets, so I gave her a Candied Apple last night.
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A sexual act, when a guy is having coitus with a girl and she is so wet her juices flow down his penis coating his balls with sticky vaginal secretions (like a candy apple).
She was so wet, she made a candy apple that he then put in her mouth.
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A fucken toffee-apple, ya jerk.
Darren said "candy-apple", but he really means "toffee apple"
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Noun: body shape where most of the mass of the body is carefully balanced upon two skinny legs. Spheroid object placed on top of a... stick (cylinder?!?).
"Dude, I'd like to bob that apple." - Man one
"What you talkin' 'bout, gee?" - Man two
"That smokin' candy apple. Damn, she like a basketball balanced on top a pencil. You know how I like 'dem strangely shaped women!" - Man one
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A sexual act performed when you shove your balls into a female's hole while they are on their period.
John: Hey did you and that hot girl have fun last night?
Caleb: Yeah man, I gave her a giant candy apple!
John: . . .
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when you blow off in a girls mouth who refuses to swallow letting the j-bomb envelop the penis leaving a hard candy shell.
That chick from El Paso didn't swallow leaving me with a candy apple.......shit sucked.
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The shiny red ball of flesh that occurs when an anus prolapses, or in more dire circumstances the uterus itself
Damn That girl got done up and dropped out. Look at the candy apple on this skank!
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