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A big, burly, mixed race, gay man that eats ass in exchange for sugary treats.
I think my dad is a candy panda. No. I know my dad is a candy panda.
A panda who licks peppermint candies that are taped to your nipples whilst stroking his bamboo.
I went to Asia so I could meet a sexy candy panda on the corner of Panda Express.