Caned It

A common congratulatory statement amongst cool Doctors. It is the zenith of synonyms for "smashed it", "well done", "congrats".

On social events, this statement can be amended slightly to get down with the "young" dyslexic crowd by adding the word "you did" before "caned it

Patient - Doc, I beat that serious bout of Flu.
Doctor - you caned it !

Young member - O dude, I completed my dissertation and handed it in.
Doctor - you did caned it mate !

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caning it

Slang for snorting cocaine. Chiefly British.

“We’ve been caning it all night. If we call the police about this accident, it’s instant prison.”

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caned

British slang for stoned, i.e. the effect you get from inhaling marijuana fumes. Recommended.

Other variations include mashed, blazed and 'totally out of it dude'.

"Mate, I'm well caned."

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caning

To lash or whip somebody with a cane. Typically very painful. Often found in BDSM scenarios where the dominant canes the submissive.

Mindy received a sound caning at the hands of her master.

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canes

if something hurts, it canes.

"I have a back ache, it really canes."

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cane

short for COCAINE.

Look, mother fucker, don't pour the cane! We need to save that for the sluts, remember? ...Sick fucking fiend.

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canes

a place where you can get an overpriced basket of dry chicken tenders, bland fries, and literally just bread with butter on it. it’s actually really good

person 1: canes is garbage but i’m always in the mood for it and i don’t know why

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