Cape Girardeau

Small hick town in the bootheel of "Missourah" with a name that sounds like it could be the name of a concentration camp. Features one mall with about five good stores; people here go to Walmart for fun.. or squirrel hunt. But other than that theres not much to do in this jank town but sit here and write up urbandictionary definitions.

Howdy yall, i was born and raised in Cape Girardeau. Wanna load up yer airshoft guns and shoot up shome shquirrls?

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