Captain Badass

Anyone that acts on instinct to appear to be cool, badass, or ballin, but in reality look like a jackass/douchebag.

Did you see that guy peel out of the TCBY.
yeah man i saw Captain Badass

Dude, you did not eat 50 blazin wings at Buffalo Wild Wings, who do you think you are; Captain Badass?

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Captain Badass McAwesomesauce

someone completely enthralled with themselves, good with kids (like really good), and over-uses the wink/gunshot gesture way too much. Speaks like a pirate and shoots out Awesomesauce when happy.

God, Tom exudes what it takes to be a Captain Badass McAwesomesauce.

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