Captain Face

a facial structure resembling that of a police officer. It is used to identify an off duty police officer by civilians in locations where alcoholic beverages are served. Captain Face is typically identified with a squared face, long jaw bone, and many times having a butt chin.

Jerry: "Yo dude, check that guy on the other side of the bar.. he definitely has a Captain Face"
Jim: "Yeah, Captain Face for sure.. be careful."

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Captain Red Face

fat lesbian nerd with rosasia.

Ew! look at that captain red face! let's beat the shit out of it.

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Captain price forward facing execution

Captain price forward facing execution is a sex move, originating from call of duty modern warfare. You blow your load onto the back of her head while sucking a cigar and say "Bravo six going dark".

"Hey babe, wanna try the Captain Price forward facing execution again tonight?"

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