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A bent penis in the shape of a hook.
Mike: I have a Captain Hook!
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The act of giving someone a "pirate eye" and a "rusty hook" simultaneously. This leaves the victim hopping around on one leg, with one eye sealed shut by semen and with the taste of feces in their mouth. This is normally an unpleasant experience.
I gave Keith a Captain Hook last night, and he hopped around yelling, "Arghh! Me mouth tastes like a butt hole!"
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A drink consisting of:
2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade
Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.
Dude, those Captain Hooks last night were crazy delicious!
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A penis bent either to the left or right. Normally is not a slight bend but a curve. Almost always an undesirable trait.
Holy crap, James has a captain hook!
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When you you give a girl dick and she keeps coming back for more and more. Hence your dick is shaped like a hook.
Randy: They call me Captain Hook...
Brandon: What?
Randy: My dick is shaped like a hook..
Brandon: (Laughs) What?
Randy: Cuz them bitches keep coming back.
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When you walk up behind a man with legs akimbo, yell "Captain Hook!" at the top of your lungs, and kick them square in the nuts from behind.
Man, that asshole pissed me off so bad, I gave him a Captain Hook for good measure.
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Fingering a girl then "hooking" the finger in her mouth.
Friend: "Yo how'd it go last night?"
You: "I Captain Hooked that shit!"
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