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Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.
Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.
A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.
He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.
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