captained

to add Captain Morgan to something

Rob: "I just captained my coffee"
Joe: "Nice!, I wish I had captained my coffee"

To the Captain

A saying invented by Mitchell often used when consuming Captain Morgan to acknowledge "The Captain" Henry Morgan.

*takes a swig from a bottle of Captain Morgan rum* Then yells "To the Captain"

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Captain

a word used by 9-gaggers to ask something they don't understand clearly
this so called "Captain" also has to fly away in the end of his/her post

op: *posts a gif from a movie*
9-gagger: from which movie is that gif?
another 9-gagger: Captain here! the gif is from the movie "Interstellar" *Flies away*

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The Captain

Insertion of the pointer finger in the anus, inducing climax. Can only be practiced on males.

A little known fact, due to his debilitation from polio, FDR could only achieve climax through use of the Captain. (too soon?)

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captain

term of endearment used to show respect

whats up captain?

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Captain

The name given to a guy who sleeps with a girl that has the word "ship" in her surname.

Will slept with shippers last night!! He is now CAPTAIN WILL!!

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The Captain

- An upstanding term to describe a large bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

- A man's penis

I called up The Captain and said "Please bring me my death in a gallon jug". The captain abliged.

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