Captian

Pertaining to one who is supreme. The name of a person who exceeds in every aspect of life. An amazing human being. A Captian.

Anyone who is known as amazing, awesome, stellar, or freakin sweet.

"Steve is a Captian because he is better then me at everything."

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the captian

captain morgan woooo

i had a party with the captain

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captianize

to promote someone to captian

dana i captianize you. you are now captian

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Oh captian, my captian!

Orinally a poem post Civil War that makes a metaphor comparing Lincoln to a captian of a boat who dies at the end, the phrase became famous from the 1989 movie "The Dead Poet Society" staring Robin Williams. The whole point of the phrase is that William's character was an English teacher who had his student's address him with that phrase while standing on their desks.

Good morning oh captian, my captian!

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captian planet

a superhero with a mullet

by your powers combined...i am captian planet!

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captian obvious

Someone who states something that is extremely obvious to the rest of us.
A person who is a little slower than the rest of us only to bring something to our attention way after it already happens.

C.O.- Hey ya'll the sky is blue!
U.S.- Thanks for the update Captian Obvious!

C.O.- That whore gave me the clap.
U.S.- No shit Captian Obvious that why she didn't charge you!

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Captian Shitbird

An individual who greatly exceeds any know standards of shitbirdness.

Is D.T. fucking off at work or is he just hungover again? That guy is truly Captian Shitbird.

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