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1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.
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a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.
Don't be carpie
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A fishy situation,
Someone seeming very innocent but really dangerous
I got into a carpie thats why im late
Jordan seems kinda carpie
A person who loses control easily many would say apelike. Carpys are scary creatures who like to prey on homosexuals.
Tour guide: "Look everybody there is a wild Carpy they are very rare everyone be very quiet"
Carpy: "Reeeeeeee squuaaaaaaa"
Tour Guide: "Look everybody there is a wild Carpy they are very rare everyone be very quiet"
Carpy: "Reeeeeeee squuaaaaaaa"
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can also refer to a foul, offensive odor, reminiscent of a fish stapled to a corpse
Damn, it smells like carpis up in this piece, yo
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