Caramel Chew Chew

When you shove your fingers up the turd tunnel to excavate the finest of logs to nosh on.

Note that the extracted goods must have a sufficiently solid consistenct to allow the "chewing" part.

P.s. El Fyfador makes shit quizzes

Person 1 -"Hey baby, tell me what you're gonna do to me tonight"
Person 2 - "Lets get freaky. I'm gonna go in for the old Caramel Chew Chew"
Person 1 -"Get in wahey, here we go"

chewed caramel

An insulting description of someones face.

Her body looked like a playboy model's... too bad her face looked like a 'chewed caramel'.

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Caramel Chew

A Caramel Chew is lingo derived in Dallas, Tx for a beautiful slim thick woman who is of caramel complexion.

Guy 1: Damn look at that caramel girl right there. She's perfect I just wanna chew her up.
Guy 2: Hell ya bro. She a Caramel Chew.