Caramel Dumplings

When you have really bad diarrhea and it comes out as a semisolid/semi liquid mush. The shit will have distinct walnut-shaped lumps a dark yellow hue and, occasionally, will have spots of red mixed in, depending on sexual orientation. In the likely circumstance an oily ring is left around the bowl of the toilet after flushing, do not panic. This is only a side effect of your horrible diet. Other terms that can be used to describe this situation are "Swedish Meatballs" or "Mommy Made Pancakes".

"MOMMY MADE PANCAKES!!!"

"Dude, really!?"

"Yeah, just cooked up the meanest bowl of Caramel Dumplings ever. Took three flushes for the water clear up."