Carbon County

A small inbred area where all the idiots roam free out of their pens. Everyone around is either oil slick black or the most redneck person you will ever met. Highly recommend as a vacation area.

Guy 1: "Ya'll from Carbon County?" *leaning on his old rusty ford*
Guy 2: "Hell ya, I live next to your 3rd cousin." *picking at his last tooth left in his mouth*
Guy 1: "Oh you mean my new brother in law?" *scratches his ass*

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