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When some dumbass on his phone hits a duck on the A303 and swerves into the path of an oncoming lorry.
Whats the hold up?
Some dumb shit caused a car crash.
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When two gay men are trying to fuck their dicks but either one or both dicks break.
Doctor:"How did this happen?" Gay Man:"we were in a car crash...
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When you see a. Hella sexy person while u driving n (BAM SLAM) CAR CRASH
Daammm you see a sexy person next thang you know (Bam Slam) ur in a (CAR CRASH.)
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When role playing inserting a car crash is a sure fire way to boost the fun factor by 100%. This has been adapted into the real world.
Amy: God, I'm so bored.
Alicia: CAR CRASH!
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A walking car crash usually applies to people who are just a complete mess but try to advise other people how to live their lives. These people are unaware that they're like this but for others around them or who know them it's like watching a car crash only it's a human. Yes Seán, of course it could be said 'human car crash' would be more fitting but 'walking car crash' SOUNDS BETTER TO ME, OK!?
"He said I should try this new medication."
"Sure he's a WALKING CAR CRASH why would you take advice from him??"
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Any TV program that, like a recent car crash in the street, you know you shouldn't watch, you know you'll regret looking, but you just can't help yourself!
"The auditions section on that 'search for a star' reality TV show are proper Car Crash TV, aren't they?" Eurovision, Big Brother, Punk'd, any and all painfully uncomfortable reality shows.
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conversation car crash, when two or more people are having an awkward conversation and go to speak at the same time, but it's so delightfully awkward that nobody can choose to speak next.
Adam: bloody weather it's
Dave: (same time) it's
Adam:...
Dave:...go on...
Adam: no it's ok, you go.
Dave: i was just-
Adam: huh?
Dave:...what a conversation car crash
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