Cargo My Balls

The act of holding a set of man-sacs up with your finger, or preferably a small stick, to search under his scrotum for loose change, like a hungry hobo.

I craved a Hot Apple Pie from McDonald's Dollar Menu, but was short 50-cents. My boyfriend yelled out "Cargo my balls," and I found enough change for a small milk too.

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