Cargo Pants

n. Pants with over-sized pockets designed specifically for sneaking inexpensive snacks into a movie theater or similar venue.

Hey, we're going to the movies tonight. Meet me at the Dollar Store and wear your Cargo Pants.

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Cargo Pants

Cargo Pants are super fresh pants. If you are not rockin cargo pants then you aint madd fresh. Cool cats rock them with button up shirts or madd baseball attire.

Person 1: Why are all the ladies all over Cameron and Ed?

Person 2: Cuz they have madd cargo pants sawgg

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Cargo pants

Pants designed for blue collar people who work in construction or carpentry industry.

Alli Hilfiger's stupid ass thinks her dad, who formerly designed clothes for upper class caucasians, invented cargo pants.

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Shut up cargo pants

When you tell someone “shut up cargo pants”, it means they have been destroyed because everyone knows only the mentally ill wear cargo pants.

Jessica: “Hey look, prokda is wearing cargo pants”
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”

prokda: “go to hell”
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants”

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