Carl Astbury

Someone who has massively large pectorals muscles, strong enough to bench-press 2 cows, WITH NO ARMS.

This person also guzzles energy drinks and strives to have sex 24/7.

Guy 1: Dude! Did u see that guy with no arms having sex in public with that blond chick, while bench-pressing 2 cows and drinking Monster through his soda hat?

Guy 2: Ya, he was Carl Astbury

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