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A carlito is a person who is cool. Carlitos often eat apples and spit in people's face when they do something that is not cool.
Also a WWE wrestler
Look at Matt, he is a real Carlito!
Carlito: "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!"
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A relatively kind-hearted person, good person. Often appears to be uncaring, pessimistic and douchey but on the inside he's caring and has good intentions.
Extremely antisocial (not goos with people) and quiet but if you're a friend of his, then you mean a lot to him... even if you fall out.
Hey look carlito
It's carlito
Look at that freak carlito
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Carlito is cute as fuhhhhhhk but he’s also super nice. He hates annoying people, and he’s hella funny
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Carlos is an entity that spawns in the area of Wilanow, Poland. He is very interested in firearms and far-right politics. Also he has an interest in the Farma Incident, which is rather concerning. He is an unknown entity that might sometimes vanish. When it comes to extra-curricular activities, he enjoys playing War Thunder as the German faction
Teacher: “Carlito, could you please state the difference between the two formulas.”
Carlito: “Miss, but i don’t want to”.
Some mid-aged man who is cool and has kids. He sounds like the dad that puts all his money in stocks and does some hardcore workouts.
“Hey bro my dad put some money into stocks and is working out.”
“Damn he sounds like a Carlitos”
the most finest handsome dude on planet. carlito might be mean at first but get to know him. he is like no other. if you mess with him or his love ones he's jumping.
her: where is this fine carlito boy
friend: on your mind
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A person who lives in El Paso and likes to frequent various strip clubs to show off his mad skills.
Jose: Man, who is this? (sticks 2 dollar bill in g string)
Juan: That's THE Carlitos.
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