Carolina Blizzard

A weather phenomenon where it snows a few flurries, all the bread and milk disappear from stores, and people drive 30 mph under the speed limit (and sometimes still end up in a ditch).

Me: "I'm going to be late coming home because it's snowing a little."

Mom: "Can you go by the store to get some milk?"

Me: "Are you kidding? It's a Carolina Blizzard, there's nothing left!"

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