Carolina Chokejob

When your cousin is deep throating you, and everything is going great, then she gags and vomits everywhere, ruining the whole experience, much like the North Carolina Tarheels in the 2021-2022 Men’s College Basketball National Championship game vs Kansas.

Cousin MaryLou and I snuck into the tornado cellar and she pulled down my drawers and started suckin. Man it felt good but then she got too far down there and gagged, spewing all over my clothes and dick. Now I have to go to family dinner smelling like vomit. Ruined everything that day. Did not want a Carolina Chokejob.

The Tarheels were also up 16 on the Jayhawks and blew that lead. Ended up losing. Ruined everything.

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