Carolina Hog Feeding

When you take your girl out to a freshly harvested cornfield and find a nice and thick ear of corn. Stick the ear in her ass and twist it, breaking off the kernels in her ass. Then she squats over your face and shits the corn into your mouth and you gobble it up like a hungry hog.

Why do you smell like shit this morning. I went to a Carolina Hog Feeding last night with my girl.

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