carpet fart

the great escape to eliminating noise when one has to fart.
the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound.

I was with my girlfriend last night, and i had to let on rip, so i carpet farted.

I was with my boyfriend last night, and it started to smell really bad, but i didnt hear a fart sound. I assume he must have carpet farted.

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carpet farting

A carpet farting is where you release a stream of short, fast, bursting farts while you're running or walking. The name is a variant from United States Armed Forces term "Carpet Bombing". A carpet bombing is where an aircraft drops a large number of bombs so as to cause a uniform of devastation over a given area. The phrase is probably intended to invoke the image of bombs completely covering an area, like a carpet; carpet farting is basically the same concept.

A carpet farting at 3:00 , take cover!

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Carpet Fart

When a fart is so bad that you can actually feel it and smell it for at least 20 seconds after the release

Guy1: Ohh man, after those tacos I think I'm gonna rip a nasty ass fart (guy1 farts)

Guy2: Aww man that fart is so bad that I feel warm, and it smells like a hot pile of shit, you suck

Guy1: Yeah, that's a specially made carpet fart for ya

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Magic Carpet Fart

When someone performs putrid anal flatulence and it proceeds to hover in a particular vicinity of where the act of flatulence occurred.

"Dude! I can't stay in this room any longer, your magic carpet fart is killing me!"

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sample fart carpet

Carpet samples purchased from Home Depot, farted on, and then forced upon unwilling victims to smell

I just stopped by Home Depot and picked up some sample fart carpets, are you boys ready to sniff?