carpet mouth

That feeling of a dirty mouth that you have when you wake up from a night in which your mouth was open while you slept, causing it to be dry. It feels like something fuzzy has crawled into your mouth and teeth.

I woke up with carpet mouth.

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Carpet mouth

though sounding like a derogatory name for a lesbian, carpet mouth is the feeling of intense dryness in the mouth, following the consuming of marijuana

possibly australian, not sure, i’m high

“dude i have the worst carpet mouth right now”