Carpet Sniffer

A Carpet Sniffer is a Muslim, That's it, a fucking towel head.

"Allah Akbar" *Explosions* "Fuckin Carpet sniffer blowing up those civilians."

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carpet sniffer

A carpet sniffer is usually an older woman who is all about that hairy puss.

"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"

"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"

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Carpet Sniffer

Someone who pays attention to the absolutest dumbest details in order to accomplish a dumb goal, like being smart or cool.

Noelle: Jeremy is always trying to be smart by pointing out the fact that I wore the same outfit yesterday.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.