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Promoting New South Wales in Australia above all other states in a condescending manner
With these relief grants no other state got, the PM is carricking like never before
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Someone who can make you smile and laugh even when your heart is broken. He'll always be there for you and will always make you feel like your stomach is doing flips just by being there. There's no question about his stunning appearance. Hazel eyes, brown hair, about five' eleven". He wears skinny jeans and usually band shirts. Also he is very talented when it comes to music. He'll know more bands than you do. He can play the guitar, sing like nothing you've heard, and he writes beautiful songs. He's sensitive and he's not a jerk. You absolutely won't regret being with Carrick.
"Have you seen Carrick? He's gorgeous! No wonder Katie loves him so much!"
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Noun: a short form of Carrickfergus, a medium-sized seaside town in Northern Ireland, home to a castle, some decent pubs, and more inbred people than Ballycarry.
Although there are other towns prefixed with Carrick- , it is generally accepted that it refers to Carrickfergus.
There are virtually no shops in Carrick. There are a lot of hairdressers, several banks, two places to get chaps (the Hat Spat and the Castle Chippie) and a shitload of offies. There are also a million places you can get your fuckin head bate in.
There are two roads out of Carrick. The one to Belfast has always got a traffic jam on it. The other one goes to Larne, so obviously there's only ever a load of lorries on it.
Carrick is populated by two types of people: Carrick People and everyone else. Everyone else doesn't want to live there, but they have been shat on from a high height at some stage.
Jonty 1 : here mate wheredyou com fram?
Jonty 2 : Carrick, leeek.
Jonty 1 : Lies ta fuck! My mates fram thur. Ja'no Jonty?
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A run down whole with a castle
lets never go to carrick again
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Carricked. Adjective.. Someone who is unable to grasp basic life concepts.. A person who makes excuses and blames others for their own actions.. The type of person who goes in front of a judge for assault and says it's the victims fault for making him angry..
"Will johnny ever be a grow up and be a man?" No son, Johnny will always be a stuck on stupid and blame others for his actions he's carricked..
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also knows as lil ricky doesn’t know how to talk *heart eyes* and idk have a good day
carrick is trash !
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When a man has sex with your sister and mother at the same time while also snorting Cocaine and drinking his own seamen
“ I had a dirty carrick with your sister and mother sorry”