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A food item that is in possession of a particular person. A carrot helps a person calm down once it's offered to the person that requires calming down. A natural rival of a cookie.
Have a carrot 🥕please calm yourself.
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The annoying directioners. Normally between the ages of 8-12. A new directioner. A directioner who has just entered the fandom and feels as if they have to connect everyday words to one direction. Normal directioners will just ignore the use of the word "pussy" but carrots will automatically be like "ermahgerd hazza1!!1!!"
Girl 1: here's a spoon for your soup
Girl 2: oh my god Karen, you're so stupid, I can't use a spoon! Liam has a fear of spoons so I do to
Girl 1: stop being such a carrot
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WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU SAD FUCKS LOOKING UP A CARROT?! ITS A FUCKING VEGETABLE
The dipshit looked up the definition of carrot.
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They say carrots help you with your vision at night, found my friend bleeding from their eyes with 2 carrots shoved in them, “they lied to me....” (in a deep voice)
...
Fuck
Do NOT eat carrots or vegetables you will die.
Ok -continues to shove carrots in eyes-
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A woman of exquisite beauty; she is extremely pleasing to look upon; like a carrot, she is good for the eyes.
"Yo, that girl is Carrot. I could gaze at that beauty all day."
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A cheap, healthy, edible dildo of the vegetable class. Tastes nice in stews or raw. Looks orange and tastes carroty.
"We had beef stew with carrot in it this evening. I enjoyed eating the carrot very much as I had seen it being rubbed in and out of my wife's fud."
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Carrot is another word for slut when you don’t want to use the word slut
For example:
Me: he just called me a carrot
Friend: omg no way
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