Carrying cream

Carrying cream means to have a creamy poop and then not fully clean yourself. You "carry" the cream around as you go through your day, or as you sleep. Carrying cream became a trend among the Hollywood elite and celebrities; they claim Carrying cream gives you more confidence, more humility, and keeps you more grounded. Critics say that Hollywood is spreading this as a way to corrupt our youth.

That celebrity is a big proponent of Carrying Cream. He credits all of his Oscar wins on Carrying Cream, and says everyone should do it.