Carter Asher James

Which name is his first? Who knows. An icon with 10 siblings, a sweet innocent Mormon child. Blonde with blue eyes. Wears black socks every day, probably owns no jeans. Has a Minecraft-style camo backpack. Only of the finest greens. Doesn't believe in the urban dictionary's Soquid. Could be 10 years old or 16. Who knows?

Teacher: Carter Asher James?

Carter: Here!

Teacher: Which one is your name?

Carter: All of the above.