Carton de Blamage

Carton de Blamage is a French term for the Trabant, a four-wheeled achievement of socialist automotive engineering which isn't completely dissimilar to a car.

1) See the smoke? Hear the noise? It's a corton de blamage!
2) Ello! I would like to purchase a car, monsieur Genosse. I said a car, not a carton de blamage!
3) I've seen enough of East Berlin and would like to go back to Paris now. Taxi! Taxi...? Oh no, it's a carton de blamage!