Carving wood

The act of male masturbation

The sweaty naked guy was carving wood in the shed when someone peered in the window.

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Carved out of wood

Tough, Physically and mentally Strong,

Kids today are damn snowflakes but back in the day we were carved out of wood.

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Carved out of wood

It means you're freaking ripped. Wood = hard = carved = chisled = ripped. Common sense for the win! However; if you are carved out of wood, be prepared to immolate easily.

To be carved out of wood, one must lift weights, and do pushups regularly. Definately not for the lazy/impatient.

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You make my ass want to carve stove wood

When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.

A phrase to express your frustration.

If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.

You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.

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