Cary Police

A group of men and women who have the upmost respect for traffic laws and attempt to fine as many people as possible for violations with an extreme prejudice. Also known for having no real purpose in life and lacking the neccessary traits of being productive members of society. More commonly recognized for their inability to find any real crime to handle in the town of Cary, thus occupying their time with the severe harrasment of teenagers for minor issues such as noise complaints, excessive partying, speeding, and other forms of petty crime.

see also: excrement, bullshit, autism

The Cary Police pulled me over for speeding 50 on a 45.

85👍 48👎