Casino Dragon

A dragon who likes to play the slot machines. This word was thought up today while playing 'Jade of the Dragon', a slot machine at Casino Aztar in Evansville, IN.

Opal: Here we are at Aztar. Let's hit 'Jade of the Dragon'.

Earl: You big Casino Dragon, you! We're gonna breathe fire all over these other guys.

Opal: (screaming and fire shooting out of her mouth) Let's burn it, baby! This thing is going down!!

Earl: (playfully throws a bucket of water on Opal) Easy, dear, it's only the name of a game, not a real dragon.

Opal: (crying) Poor baby, I expected a real dragon. Well, at least I can do dragon tai chi.

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