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When a guy cuts you in line at the urinal, and when you object, he pisses on your leg.
During a Super Bowl party in Tampa, Matt got casseled in the men's room by a drunk guy.
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To get led on more than any man has ever been led on and then dropped, rapidly and harshly
Often mispronounced "Ka-Sall", this last name could be the last one you hear, because when attached to a woman, manipulation will be your way of death. Typically on drugs or drug addiction treatment medications, this name carrier will begin acting as the damnsel in distress, then slowly get you to do things for her. She will mention liking something, in hopes you get it for her. Do NOT expect anything in return. Expect speaks of family, but don't expect to have one with her. She will talk down on then to you, and down on you to them. The Cassell family sticks together, backing each web of lie with another one. She won't let you see your child, but will let other men around them.
Friend 1: hey man, did you see that new Cassell girl?
Friend 2: bro trust me, my friend dated her 4 years ago and he's still telling me women are pieces of sh*t!
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Like the sun, Cassell brightens up everyone’s life. He is the blueprint of a man, consistently reflecting on his actions, holding himself accountable, and dedicating himself to self-improvement. Cassell has a lot of compassion to share with others, he is someone you can always count on. He is also extremely dedicated to his work and is going to change the world with his intelligence and creativity. He is incredibly quick-witted and goofy, hanging out with him will have your cheeks hurting from smiling too much. His smile will leave you dazed for days and his eyes are mesmerizing. He is beautiful inside and out. If you have this kind of person in your life, you have been blessed by God himself. It is a privilege to have someone like him in my life and I hope whoever comes across this finds a Cassell too.I don’t know what I would do without him.
"Cassell get off your game and read the chapter."
"I met a Cassell yesterday and I think I'm in love."
"Cassell changed my life."
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James Cassells is known as the sexy drummer of Asking Alexandria. He's easily remembered by his thick yorkshire accent and his tendency to not wear any clothing on his top half while playing. He also plays " Drooms" not "drums".
AA fan 1- Hey did you hear that James Cassells broke the snare drum 2 songs in at the gig in glasgow?
AA fan 2 - yeah! what a guy
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1. Cousin of the main character from the popular 1980's film, E.T.
2. Los Angeles Clippers guard who brought popularity to the Clippers in the 2005-2006 with his jaw dropping dunks and excellent ability to split team's defenses and dish it off to his teammates
1. Sam Cassell is E.T.'s cousin
2. Did you see that, he totally cheated with his alien powers to dunk like that!
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One of the co-owners of Roblox. He was also the glue holding the website together.
Since Erik Cassel's death, Roblox has been getting exponentially worse every year.
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