Cat's Cradle

(n)

1. The reason everyone is screwed up.

2. As children, we try to look for a cat and a cradle in the string game cat's cradle, but we don't see it, thus, it ruins us mentally.

No damn cat, and no damn cradle.

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Cat's Cradle

A fun little childhood game that Kurt Vonnegut used to point out the senselessness of human existance. It's all in our minds.

"See the cat? See the cradle"

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Cat's Cradle

also the metaphor that good old Kurt uses for Religion

I read Cat's Cradle and it awed me.

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cat's cradle

The delusional gesture of separating the hands, bringing them together again, manipulating yarn, which Donald Trump continually plays while speaking. A game beloved of little girls everywhere.

Debating Biden, Trump revealed his inner life by continually playing cat's cradle.

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cats cradle

the area in a males pants that is between the ball sack and the shaft. Also refers to the dried semen that dribbles down the penis and behind the ball sack.

I got an itch in the cats cradle

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And the cat's in the cradle

An expression used as a respond when someone passes the millionth raincheck for a get together or date.
Derives from the Harry Chapin song "Cat's in the Cradle", telling the story of a father who never has time for his son and when the son grows up, he never has time for his father.

- So, how about that movie night we've been trying to have for six months now?
- Dude, I can't. Not now, I've got a lot on my schedule. Another time?
- "And the cat's in the cradle". Fine, another time then...

- Brad, dude, we've got this awesome party coming up this Friday. Why don't you join us? You've been away for months with your job.
- I can't, I have another deadline on Friday. I'm sorry. How about next Saturday?
- "And the cat's in the cradle". Screw you Brad, you never have time for us anymore.

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Cats in the cradle

During normal vaginal sex, both the penis and the scrotum are inserted into the vagina to achieve maximal arousal from both participants.

Example 1
Female: tonight i'm going to have the full Cats in the cradle

Example 2
Male 1: last night i got the Cats in the cradle and i still haven't recovered
Male 2: Jeez mate i'm gonna have to get one of those

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